Yesterday was a fabulous day. It started out with the kids and I getting drunk before breakfast. Oh, who am I kidding, I didn't feed them breakfast. I was too wasted to remember. Then we walked to the nearest shooting range and the kids got to practice dodging bullets. They did really well for being so drunk. After that it was time for some bungie jumping. They thought that was really cool. When we got home I told them to go play in traffic then I blacked out. It was so fun we might do it all again today.